I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Randomize
