i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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