I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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