You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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