my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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