Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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