Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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