By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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