At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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