And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I have feelings that need drinking.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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