I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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