Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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