DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Randomize
