these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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