So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just pynch a tree in the face
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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