Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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