trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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