I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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