If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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