A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The air taste purple.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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