So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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