Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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