I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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