When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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