He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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