I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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