this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
