Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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