I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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