dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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