We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
