Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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