Whoa Z and x make the same sound
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
