I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
