Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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