I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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