Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Randomize
