covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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