yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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