I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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