woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My breasts were aching with rage.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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