Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize