Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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