Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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