I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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