he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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