You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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