Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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