just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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