God gave him joint rollers for hands
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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