Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
