Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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