I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i've created a new STD.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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