fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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